I am not a toy.
I am not a monkey – no. really. not of any kind,
I am not your sweet monkey.
and i am not trying to dominate you!
you are the one that put the collar on me.
and you want me to be a therapy dog?
i do not pee because i disrespect you –
(why do you pee?)
(do toys pee?)
and if you would please teach me where the bathroom is and stop yelling at me,