I am not a toy.

I am not a monkey – no. really. not of any kind,

I am not your sweet monkey.

and i am not trying to dominate you!

you are the one that put the collar on me.

and you want me to be a therapy dog?

i do not pee because i disrespect you –

(why do you pee?)

(do toys pee?)

and if you would please teach me where the bathroom is and stop yelling at me,

i

would

be

very

grateful.