They say you are never more than three feet away

From a spider,

But that depends on where you stand…

Or sit,

Or walk.

Today was full of arachnids

Some of them had four legs,

Well, maybe 12 if you count the ones on the costume and canid…

Some had two,

And were decked out in red and blue..

And then some were quietly in the corners,

Keeping house.

Somebody has to.