The Ibis Quartet,

Apparently on a break,

Strutted around the green room that is the lawn,

Eating worms,

While a soloist sang high notes in a tree.

I saw none of this, it was reported to me.

I was inside,

Missing the concert entirely.

But the story, ah the story!

How often do you get a famous quartet lounging on your lawn

When you go to get the mail?