“what are you doing there?”

“What are you doing here?”

The ground hog continued to graze, 

“I was just surprised that’s all…..

“I have never seen one of you.”

(You look like an overgrown guinea pig! I thought to myself…careful not to say it outloud……at the risk of being rude, or misunderstood. Neither are swine.)

Don’t be daft… Never seen one of You?  That is all that one can see. You.